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brown nose 

When shove ur ass in somebodies face and their nose goes so far up ur ass that they get shit on their nose. Very close to a stinkface
One time, i was at my friends house with another one of my friends, and they got pissed at me. They taped me to the wall and gave me the worst stinkface after. I then had a brown nose after. Then they took their jockstrap and made me wear it over my face. It was nasty.
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Brown Nose 

A nugget of shit protuding less than an inch from a persons anus.

See Touching Cloth and Turtle Head
Ben asked Jon, Does your arse have a brown nose?
Brown Nose by Jim_Reaper October 13, 2008

brown nose 

Origin: results when waking up in the middle of the night to eat out your girlfriend or significant other's private anal area; only to find they had passed wet gas leaving the person performing oral service covered with brown debris.

Verb: means having a bad day, fucked over, or being treated badly
Also: Brown nosed, brown noseying
Having a bad day:

How was your day bro?

Fuck dude, I got brown nosed the entired day. My boss kept being a cunt to me all day. Yelling at me and asking me to do tons of useless bullshit work.

Getting fucked over:

Dude, you just got another 4 hours of work at 10 pm on Friday, and you've been here since 6 am. You got brown nosed, ha ha

Bro, I drank a lot last night. I'm fucking brown nosed today.

Getting screwed:

If two bros work together for the same boss:

Bro, I work less than you, leave earlier every day and I got a phat raise. You got brown nosed--no raise and you work twice as hard as me. Fuck YEAH!!!

After partying too hard:

Bro, we smoked pot all night, drank five handles of crown and did 3 grams of coke, I'm fuckn brown nosed today

Fucked over:

Dude, I'm gonna brown nose that bitch. She's been lying and cheating on me. I'm gonna key her fucking car, bust a nut in her milk, put pubes in her food in the fridge; and dip her tooth brush in the toilet. That cunt is never gonna know.
brown nose by Mike999 August 5, 2009

brown nose 

The brown nose is when your in the 69 position u sit up and u have to shit.its half out and half in and you sit on ur parenters nose
Your mom got the brown nose by me!
brown nose by Little.Boom July 14, 2006

brown nose 

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ma77 is a brown nose
brown nose by dustinthedark December 31, 2018

Brown nose 

A "brown nose" refers to a person who excessively flatters or ingratiates themselves with someone, often to gain favor or affection, particularly in contexts related to romantic interest or sexual attraction. This behavior is characterized by a submissive, overly compliant demeanor that is meant to please the other person, sometimes to the point of compromising one's own integrity or self-respect.
Julie: *does everything kyle wants her to*
Kyle: good girl

Jacob: ugh, Julie is such a brown nose
Brown nose by UrbanDictionaryHaha November 15, 2024

Brown Nose Bowl 

The Brown Nose Bowl is a touch football game played between two teams composed of sycophant (brown nose) student organizations like Student Government.
In theBrown Nose Bowl, the SGA defeated the Student Monitors.
Brown Nose Bowl by Cranberry Bob December 23, 2019