Brown Bag

Bangin' body, sure is a shotty, but her face is naughty.

"If you don't wear a rubber, your sons face will suffer, brown bag a bitch... brown bag a bitch" -Dingleberry Enterprises

by P.F. Dingleberry April 6, 2009

Brown bag it

to use a disposable, usually paper, bag to carry something. used most commonly by grammar school teachers, where students are going on a trip and should bring their lunch in a disposable container (usually a plastic or paper bag) instead of a metal or plastic lunch boxes

kid: mom, i cant find my lunch box.

mom: there's no time to look, just grab your sandwich and brown bag it.

by Mystic Bacon December 27, 2007

brown bag

When your fucking someone in the ass while wearing a condom and pull out which you look to find out that your condom is covered in poop.

I was fucking the bitch so hard in the ass, when I was done this bitch gave me a brown bag.

by Deeptoot123 September 13, 2011

Brown Bagging

(v) When doing someone anal style, and you proceed to drop your nut-sack into his/her asshole.

"Hey, you like brown bagging?"
"No, I don't like testicles in my butthole."

by OxMxGxTacos August 9, 2012

Brown Bagging

Take a hot, steamy shit in a bag, preferrably a brown bag, and then tie, or twist, it shut. Proceed to hit somebody with it, most likely the face so they can smell the steaming pile of shit.

Wanna help me out in Brown Bagging my teacher?

by Nukaworldsupreme October 6, 2008

brown bag it

Having sex with someone who has a brown paper bag over their head.

A: Damn, that girl is so ugly. You still going to take her home?
B: Yeah, I'll just have to brown bag it.

by Anti-Climacus October 5, 2006

Brown Bag

The act of unzipping one's bean bag, and taking a dump in it... then zipping it back up for the next unsuspecting user.

D: "I just brown bagged my roomates bean bag while he was showering."
L: "Dude thats raw!"
D: "I can't wait for movie night tonight!"

*later that night during movie night*

K: "Oh you guys are asses!"

by Fenchfckr October 18, 2009