Brodini :4x8?
A :48
Brodini :Count again its suppose to be 48
A :But i ans 48
Brodini :No u ans 40 ate. 40 ate who
(based on a true event)
A :48
Brodini :Count again its suppose to be 48
A :But i ans 48
Brodini :No u ans 40 ate. 40 ate who
(based on a true event)
by Kingmessiah123 December 13, 2021
Get the Brodini mug.King Bovinus XII is the true lord of this earth, he is what we would call In modern times a man cow. He ruled this earth thousands of years ago when cows ruled the earth and humans were their slaves. However some rose up against him and defeated him and he was banished to the unknown realm. He shall return though, the bison preacher shall prepare the way, baptising us in milk. This will indicate the immediate return of his highness who will arrive and baptise us in fire. Any of those who persecute the cow species in the present day will be drowned in the great milk flood which will follow after his return but those loyal to his cause will ride with him in his mighty ark. They will then be saved on the day of grazing when his highness, King Bovinus XII, shall judge the whole human race and put to death all who do not follow him.
by The Rustler March 20, 2017
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A natural phenomenon by which bros intrinsically congregate. Modern science describes brovity using the general theory of brolativity in which brovitation is a consequence of the curvature of the space/bro fabric.
The curvature of the space/bro fabric is attributed to fact that a single bro has the propensity to naturally bend his relative locus. The bending of the space/bro fabric is a result of bromass. Under these circumstances, bros exert an attraction on one another.
The curvature of the space/bro fabric is attributed to fact that a single bro has the propensity to naturally bend his relative locus. The bending of the space/bro fabric is a result of bromass. Under these circumstances, bros exert an attraction on one another.
*Empire State of Mind plays...*
Passerby: Whoa... what's going down at the Tau Phi Alpha house?
Another Passerby: I don't know... It's a Thursday night and there has to be at least 70 bros over there. What's the deal?
Speculative Onlooker: It's brovity. The universal law by which bros naturally exert an attraction to other bros. Three bros throw a beer social and in little time they'll attract more and more bros... Natural law my friends.
Passerby: Looks like a complete sausage fest.
Passerby: Whoa... what's going down at the Tau Phi Alpha house?
Another Passerby: I don't know... It's a Thursday night and there has to be at least 70 bros over there. What's the deal?
Speculative Onlooker: It's brovity. The universal law by which bros naturally exert an attraction to other bros. Three bros throw a beer social and in little time they'll attract more and more bros... Natural law my friends.
Passerby: Looks like a complete sausage fest.
by Define Me! February 13, 2010
Get the brovity mug.An adventure partaken amongst a group of male friends ("Bros") that involes masculine activities. An event must take place in an outdoor setting for at least 3 nights. Closely related to "Stumpjump" and "Brocation"
Examples of acceptable activities on Broventures:
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ
-Camping (It's required that Bros do not sleep in an established indoor setting. Abandoned indoor settings are acceptable)
-If possible, movies like "Blue Velvet", "Braveheart", "300", and "The Hills Have Eyes". If movies are not available they should be quoted incessantly.
-"Tourettes Guy" viewing and quoting
-Alcohol Consumption w/ drinking games
-Fishing
-Fire & the burning of random objects
-Soccer, Football, Curling
-Fighting
-Off-Roading
-Gay Jokes
-Any outdoor activity that could result in serious injury such as sledding, biking, climbing, shooting
-BBQ
by Savy January 9, 2008
Get the Broventure mug.The most athletic person you’ll ever meet he pulls in all the girls they love to be around him. He’s driven and focused on goals he treats his woman right. The sexiest dudes are named brevin .has a huge dick.
by Weedlovin February 25, 2019
Get the Brevin mug.Trumps about to lock this down! Grab your beers and get over here, BROVID-19 !!!
Midnight tonight brovid-19 is going down!!
Midnight tonight brovid-19 is going down!!
by Nearly headless d*ck March 23, 2020
Get the Brovid-19 mug.Like Broscience except the subject is wars. OSINT stands for open source intelligence.
Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among call of duty players who are watching the Ukraine war on Twitter with CNN on mute in the backround. Generally spouted by English speakers with no war or analysis experience of any kind. They sperg out on little details on maps that are being passed around social media. The conclusion is, Russia is always losing.
Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among call of duty players who are watching the Ukraine war on Twitter with CNN on mute in the backround. Generally spouted by English speakers with no war or analysis experience of any kind. They sperg out on little details on maps that are being passed around social media. The conclusion is, Russia is always losing.
CNN said that the ghost of Kiev shot down 40 Russian planes. The brOSINT on Twitter estimated the number to be 34 planes. (the ghost of Kiev doesn't exist)
by FSO900 May 7, 2022
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