Skip to main content

broscience

Word of mouth knowledge passed off as fact, primarily among bodybuilders + weightlifters. Generally spouted most by guys who have used loads of steroids and are huge, have no idea what is happening to their bodies and then share that same cluelessness with others who make the false assumption that their experience means that they have knowledge.

Watch who you listen to. Seriously. They are everywhere, sharing their knowledge - B5150.
"I never had any hairloss when I pinned the testosterone in my butt cheeks, but when I tried pinning in my bicep, I went bald" is some broscience you could find in a forum, or a gym
by EasyEJL February 22, 2008
mugGet the broscience mug.

broshelpingbros

Ex-boyfriends hooking up and saying it's just bros helping bros.
"This is just broshelpingbros." - Blaine Anderson

"I love it when you talk fratty." -Kurt Hummel
by Pancakebird1 July 16, 2021
mugGet the broshelpingbros mug.
Related Words

broseidon

A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.

Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.
Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.
by Butterknife April 11, 2008
mugGet the broseidon mug.

broscience

The uninformed opinion of "meatheads" or "jocks" on topics relating to health, strength, or athletic development.
Jock: "Dude, your body only absorbs 20 grams of protein at a time and you can't train a body part more than once a week."

Informed response: "That's broscience, bro. Your stomach and liver can handle a large sirloin with more than 20 grams of protein just fine. and if you think you can train a body part only once a week, then why do you masturbate every day?"
by StrengthandHealth January 26, 2010
mugGet the broscience mug.

brishitish

basically english except its used in united kingdom
"hey mates im bri'ish"
"stop speaking brishitish"
by ifnitninitenithatheth July 28, 2023
mugGet the brishitish mug.

brosh

When a bro brushes your knee/ shoulder/ etc in a fashion expressing interest/ attraction.
Bro, You like me? did you just brosh my knee? Brush bru bruh bro affection attraction
by A Mysterious Gentleman January 18, 2017
mugGet the brosh mug.

Brophied

Having way too much fun with your friends. Hanging out till all hours of the night. Getting drunk with the locals. Being dorky.
Dude, let's get Brophied!!!
or
Last weekend we got sooo Brophied!!!
by Stacy McHendrickson September 24, 2011
mugGet the Brophied mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email