Brooding

What Ryan Atwood of the OC, spends 90% of his time doing.
aka
sitting quietly, and looking angry.

Seth: She's (Marissa) meant to be crying and he's (Ryan) meant to be brooding.

by Samuel Mottershaw April 14, 2008

bitch browsing

looking for potential hookups at bars, clubs, etc. while you're between relationships.

1. Dan just got dumped by his girlfriend so we took him bitch browsing to make him feel better.

2. Girl at club: You want to dance?

Me: No thanks, I'm just bitch browsing right now.

by phil lip October 16, 2008

Brooming

To clean a floor with a broom by removing dirt, dust, food particles, etc. Also known as sweeping.

"Where's the broom? I've got to broom the floor."

"You mean sweep the floor?"

"No! You mop with a mop, you broom with a broom! I've got to do some brooming!"

by Strawberry ShortCult October 17, 2008

poopy-browsing

Poopy-browsing is an educated word for saying you are using your computer while taking a crap or peeing. You could've said PEE-PEE browsing but it just doesn't sound the same but hey poopy-browsing is not such a bad word if you think about it..

Kayla: "I really need new songs for my ipod."
Bob: "While I was poopy-browsing I found this really good song called ____."
Kayla: "Wow thanks Bob!"
Bob: "Don't thank me, thank poopy-browsing."

by Anonymous___* January 7, 2011

rectal brooming

To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.

This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.

by T Grimes April 24, 2006

Brooning

Two hetrosexual males (bros) lying down together on their sides (spooning) for nothing more than a bit of company and comfort.

Dave: Man I'm so tired.
Rick: Me too brah.
Dave: Fancy a spot of brooning old chap?
Rick: Oh for shizzly, just don't tell my wife, she wouldn't understand.

by 8007H August 22, 2012

browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)

dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.

by shutupproduction May 15, 2016