Brooming

The act of shoving a broom(or any long object) up somebodies anus. Typically done to cause pain. Causes blood from the large intestine to appear on the broom when taken out

Yo, I Was brooming that guy so bad I could get the broom out of his butt.

by StrikerRamses March 20, 2019

broom

a BIG, HAIRY EVIL THING
brooms think that they are soooo much better then mops but they are nottttttt
at alll!!!!!!!!!

it is also a term used to insult other people:)

madeleine steals jemmas cookie
jemma- "madeleine your a broom"

by yoggish genius July 31, 2009

Brooming

The act of a simultaneous double handjob under the table.

Tariq: Fancy brooming me?

Lauren: Whats that?

Tariq: A double hand-job

Lauren: ONLY GOT ONE HAND!!!

Tariq: :/

by JeetRhymesWithFeet November 28, 2011

broom

1. A magical item used in Pagan rituals.
2. A magical item used to summon customers, you'll sit around for an hour with no one in the store, and then as soon as you start sweeping, someone walks in with muddy boots and steps in your dirt.

1. The beautiful Witch used a broom to cast a spell.
2. The handsome worker used a broom to sweep the floor, and then someone came in and bought a 10 cent candy and made the floor dirty.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighte February 8, 2009

broom

Good for hitting people with. One of the weapons of choice when dealing with rodents.

She smacked the rat with a broom

by Mystic_Snowfang May 18, 2008

Brooming

The art of giving your partner (The Broom)

Yesterday, my girl was pissing me off, so today I feel there will be a good "Brooming"

by TheCraw June 17, 2008

broom-by

Broom-by is the Hogwarts version of a drive-by, usually committed by muggles.

Malfoy: "Oh my another Broom-by, this needs to be sorted."
Dumbledoor: "I agree Malfoy."

by davehascraves April 23, 2020