Shrek Bongo

A character in the Edweirdo Cinematic Universe, known to be very tough, and intelligent. He is single though, and women hate him.

Hey Shrek Bongo! How are you today?
I am alright I guess

by CallMePhil April 7, 2020

skull bongo

Late 70's, 80's band, eastern PA. Advent-garde original music. Art band with some punk directions. Active in varying degrees for about 10 years. Band name taken from skateboarding term for head injury.

They didn't know what to do when at the Post last night when skull bongo started dragging the chains across the stage.

by Slash5 July 10, 2010

Brogon

Guys who are infatuated with dragons.

Brogons love "Dragons: Riders of Berk".

by Admiral T'fear November 28, 2012

Bronomial nomenclature

the formal method for the re-naming or acronymization of anything inappropriate that a bro or bros might say.

E.g.

1.
Tim: "Look at that hoe over there"
Dylan: "Bro, do you even consider bronomial nomenclature, its a fucking THOT you idiot."

2.
HFFA - (Hot from far away) - "Damn that bitch was HFFA yo, but up close she be dayam ugly! "

by relaxin_jackson April 10, 2016

Mongos on bongos

When a group of mongs get invited to take part in a group bongo playing session, much to the amusement of anyone within watching distance.

By Jove Nicholls!!! I was walking past the plaza just now and had the unpleasantness to witness a mongos on bongos session!!! It was reminiscent of a bunch of chickens being chased for the slaughter!!!

by Befferson 2 November 28, 2014

Bongostan

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.

Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?

by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011

bongo mag

gentlemans periodical (n) a glossy magazine, showing ladies of easy virtue in varying states of undress.

George took his favourite gentlemans periodical from his collection of bongo mags, and arranged his kleenex runway and settled down to his afternoon wank

by Dom Drums April 19, 2006