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broncitis

A breathing-difficulty caused by saddle-breaking wild horses, either because you spend too much time at it, or because you're just not "cut out for it" physically.
Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed that the Broncitis was a dinosaur that soon became extinct because it coughed a lot. Maybe what actually happened was that its lungs got totally worn out from wheezingly/lumberingly chasing after the speedy prehistoric wild horses who preferred not to become said dino's lunch.
by QuacksO June 3, 2019
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Brochitis

The medical term for when a bro hangs out with his bros too much, loses his sanity, and doesn't know who he is anymore.
The bro only wanted a house party for one night, since they wouldn't leave he now has Brochitis.
by FryBanshee October 22, 2019
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Bronchiasaurus

The apparent weight on the lungs of a COVID-19 sufferer.
With no ventilator available, straining for breath, it felt as if he had a Bronchiasaurus on his chest.
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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