Brolemma

A highly difficult and conflicting decision or situation between two or more bros.

Dan told me to keep quiet about him making out with Steve's girlfriend but I don't know what to do! I've got a serious brolemma on my hands here.

by Jisonator February 25, 2015

brolesque

(adj.) When straight men do something seemingly sexual or risque with each other that is in fact just bros being bros

Matt: Did you see those two guys who ran across the room and hugged? Or that one giving a back rub? Are they...

Kevin: Nah, dude, that was just brolesque.

by steelersk36 October 8, 2011

Jo-Brosexual

A male who has a love for or an obsession with the Jonas Brothers and their music.

"I caught my brother being a Jo-Brosexual dancing & singing along with Jonas Brothers music."

by Allissa Rose January 2, 2009

brole

steamy pile of shit, it can be any kind, though mostly the warm sticky kind is implied.
also used as an insult or quantifier

Just took a wicked brole, dude!

That looks like total brole.

Piss off, ya brole!

by ShotglassSerenade January 20, 2011

Jonas Brosexuals

1. Any of the three Jonas Brothers

2. Groups of Pre-Teen fangirls who insist touching each other each time the see the "Joe Bros"

1. Nick, Kevin, and Joe AKA the Jonas Brosexuals

2. *scene: its a sleep over with a bunch of preppy girls watching the jonas brothers on their ipods*

Girls 1-9: OMGeeZ I LOVE the JONAS BROS. *comenses in touching each other*

by Feircedeity0 April 15, 2009

Brosexual

When 3 or more BROS!!!! are hanging out and something happens that can be perceived gay but its not because 3 or more bros are hanging out.

Don, Joe, and Jeff are hanging out drinking white russians and talking about hot chick, Don and Joe pop a broner and Jeff gives them a brojob. But its not gay because 3 or more BROS are hanging out.

Don- Jeff it's cool this doesn't make you gay.

Jeff- Oh it's cool I'm not homesexual I'm brosexual

Joe- I think it's say to say we're all Brosexual

by Broner82 August 8, 2012

brolaxing

Bro-lax-ing (verb) when five or more tools, commonly referred to as bros, get together to partake in a chill lacrosse game, and then split a case of natty ice.

Yo Chad, we should totally get the broskies for a quick brolaxing session. Natty ice on me.

by brolactic April 1, 2011