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Brocrastination

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.
Dudes went empty handed on his b'day because of brocrastination, so they gave him an e-gift card instantly.
by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020
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Procrastibation

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.
"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel March 10, 2012
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Procrastibation

When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.

When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."

Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 4, 2012
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procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
by poop2938 May 17, 2014
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Procrastibation

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
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Brocrastinating

Bro 1: I didn’t do my math homework!
Bro 2: Me neither, guess we’re brocrastinating.
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Brocrasturbation

The act of wanting to masturbate but willingly waiting until your done hanging out with your "bro's"
Jeff: he guys, are we gonna go to the movies after we play wall-ball?

Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?

Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl

Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie

Joey: yea sure lets go
by Mr. Stretch Nuts March 3, 2011
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