Dudes went empty handed on his b'day because of brocrastination, so they gave him an e-gift card instantly.
by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020
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"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.
by Ramshel March 10, 2012
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When one experiences procrastination via masturbation.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
When one puts something off due to a need to get one off.
Jack: "I really wanted to get my homework done, but Katy Perry was on TV and the procrastibation took over."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
Jim: "I really should get those emails sent, but I'm so tired I just want to gently procrastibate myself to sleep."
by discoN8 October 4, 2012
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"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
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In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.
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Jeff: he guys, are we gonna go to the movies after we play wall-ball?
Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?
Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl
Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie
Joey: yea sure lets go
Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?
Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl
Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie
Joey: yea sure lets go
by Mr. Stretch Nuts March 3, 2011
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