Koch-blocked

To describe when environmental-friendly policies are prevented from being enacted, usually by well paid lobbyists.

Our attempt to remove oil subsidies to companies with poor environmental standards was koch-blocked.

by Senlathiel February 19, 2011

brocken

a word used for children who think they are depressed and use these emojis:😭🥺😣 unironically

kid:i'm so depressed😭🥺
you:yes your so brocken

by the virgin March 24, 2021

Poop Blocked

It is similar to being cock blocked, but instead of getting blocked (or prevented) from scoring a potential hookup, you are being blocked (or prevented) from letting your poop out.

Getting "poop blocked" tends to happen in a work environment where another party comes into the bathroom and occupies the stall next to you while you are trying to poop. You experience an awkward silence, making it too embarrassing to push your poop out since there would be a loud splash sound going "plop, plop, plop" into the toilet. Additionally, the person in the next stall now knows what your shoes looks like, which can be dangerous as he/she can now identify you around the office.

Abbreviation: PB'ed

Brenda: Damn it!! I got poop blocked for the 2nd time today!

Erica: So you were prairie doggin' it the whole time...

Brenda: I had to retract so I can go back later to continue my extraction.

Erica: I gotta go now... Hopefully I dont get PB'ed!

by KrazErica + Yewnis February 7, 2013

Bricked up

When you're cock is absolutely rock hard

You see that girl with the fat ass
Yeah, she had me bricked up.

by ButCheeksMcGee July 20, 2021

cotton blocked

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Bronked

When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.

-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.

by ᵗˣᶜ Hydra May 26, 2021

Crop Blocked

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.

Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.

by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011