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getting groceries

#1 Damn her breath smells like duh duh duh duh.
#2 maybe she likes eatin booty.
#1 you mean she like getting groceries?
by Ivnik8r July 13, 2017
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Dropping off the groceries

The act of shitting your pants and dropping it off in the toilet later. (Usually occurs in an intense game of world of Warcraft)
by Pubic Dreadlocks November 16, 2016
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Ovaries Before Brovaries

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.
by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011
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groceries ate

I caint belive my mother walked in on me while I was gettin my groceries ate.

That's So Sick to EVEn think about gettin your groceries ate When your Family's Visiting.
by H2 August 3, 2005
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bag your own groceries

Someone who is queer, gay, homosexual or any other adjective that describes a male who likes to have sex with other males
1. Dude you're so gay... you bag your own groceries
by Venetian December 28, 2008
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Unload Some Groceries

To take the nastiest, filthiest, wettest dump in a paper bag and then slap someone in the face with said bag. Works best when bag has had time to soak and get soft and soggy.
Wes tried to unload some groceries on that dude, but the bag ripped mid-swing and spattered feces all over the bystanders and they started gagging and wretching, followed quickly by vomiting on each other en masse. What a night.
by UnloadSomeBrownLove April 17, 2010
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making groceries

Me and the wife are making groceries tonight.
by historyfixer April 8, 2006
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