Probation

One of the only things that will keep a true stoner from getting high

Joe: Hey man you want to go smoke a joint?
Sam: Man i would love to but i can't.
Joe: Why not?
Sam: I'm on Probation man... i get drug tested once a month now and if i fail i go to jail.

by mirrorinthebathroom May 28, 2007

Brotating

When you stick your dick in your bros ass and you start rotating and spinning like a helicopter

Bro, Kyle and I tried brotating last night and my girl walked in us. So embarrassing!

by SCHLONG DONG 85 December 2, 2021

brolationship

When two bro's decide to take their broship to the next level. Usually involves them buying an apartment together, or a cottage out on the beach for a summer, while still remaining straight as an arrow.

Bro 1: Bro, we need to talk.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro?
Bro 1: I think we should take this broship to the next level. Wanna room with me at this awesome apartment?
Bro 2: You mean... you want a brolationship?
Bro 1: Yeah man.
Bro 2: Alright, bro.

by Chad Christison January 25, 2009

bloation device

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

brobandon

The act of the abandonment of a "bro" at an event such as lunch or at a place like the mall.

Person 1 - "Justin totally brobandoned me at lunch today"
Person 2 - "He broke Bro-Rule Number 1, never leave a bro behind."

by xapollyonx February 19, 2009

bromatin

The stuff in a man's DNA that allows him to share information surreptitiously with other males.

EXAMPLE 1:
Guy 1 to Guy 2: That was a nice space to get out in.

(intrinsically implying that in the past few moments a guy could have scratched, worked out, or rested his eyes)

Guy 2 to Guy 1; Yep.

(he's pretty much indifferent when it comes to all that stuff but agrees it could have all happened.)

Girl in the Back Seat: Are you guys talking about sex? I don't have BROMATIN like you.

EXAMPLE 2:

A lady is easily fooled into thinking a man is simple to understand, but a female can't help but be misguided due the the presence of BROMATIN on his Y chromosome.

by Ace Tea January 23, 2014

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

by jason shetland July 5, 2008