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Brofessor

The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.
Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.
by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016
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Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.
Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.
by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017
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brofist

The bumping of clenched fists by two male friends, in a totally heterosexual manner that represents their commitment to each other and their dedication to their bromance.

Similar to a man-hug in its origin, the brofist is a masculine way of representing deep affection between two males, and can symbolize celebration, comradery, sympathy, or the sealing of a pact between the active brofisters.
Guy #1: Hey man, thanks for helping me out yesterday.
Guy #2: No problem. /brofist ensues
by Yatsu June 5, 2009
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Brofessor Oak

The top authority when it comes to Broing out or just being Bro.
Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."

Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010
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Brofessional

Noun.
A brofessional is a dude who has devoted himelf fully to bro activities. Obviously this includes beer drinking, watching sports, playing videogames, listening to bro music, hitting on slutty girls.

However, what truly distinguishes the brofessional is that he, upon graduation, finds a job that encourages or accomodates this lifestyle.

For example: Investment Banker, Lacrosse Coach, Client Relations Management, Beer Company Representative, Admissions Officer, College Counselor, Vineyard Vines Employee, Physical Therapist.
"Bro, our lacrosse coach is a brofessional. Did you seem him inhale those beers during flip cup last night at ATO?"
"Yeah, dude. He was crushing everyone at Beer Pong too. I think he hooked up with that freshman whore, Maria. I can't believe he's 27."
by Luke Brolitz February 5, 2009
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bro-fest

a gathering of bros (males over the age of 14, typically friends with each other) in which events may occur that could be considered of a homosexual nature to everyone with the exception of those actively participating in the gathering.
We're not gay, it's just a frickin bro-fest!
by Red Striped Sweater October 28, 2006
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Brofist

The act of two or more bros connecting fists.
Nice dude, brofist!
by Bro Brofistington May 26, 2009
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