Baldouche

A balding man in his mid 20's to low 30's who tries to cut their hair very low to hide there baldness to the world... and usually stands with their chin up to avoid taller woman spotting their missing hair patches

man anthony santucci just got busted by Jessica and she told the whole world about his "Baldouche"

by wadub January 28, 2010

Baldouche

One who is unattractive due to baldness, yet thinks they are hot shit, thereby rendering him a douche bag.

"That Chris Daughtry sure is a baldouche!"

by THE REVERENDJAMES BEAUTiFUL April 10, 2007

Prodouche

When someone is exhibiting extreme and abnormal levels of being a douche.

*Office scenario*
-Man: "I totally ruined the entire kitchen because my yogurt fell on the floor, so no one can use the kitchen now."
-Man2: "Bro, you're a prodouche, why would you do that???"

by spidey25 May 10, 2017

prodouché

The boss' pet employee who is absolutely useless at his job, but can do no wrong in the boss' eyes; a douchebag.

A: Tim has the boss' ear.

B: Yeah, he's the department prodouché

by Talisman_London September 16, 2009

Baldouchebag

Someone who sweet talks every girl wihin the 38 sq. foot sniffing radius of their greasy italian nose. They aspire to settle down with a nice "GILF" or "Ya Mudda." After working out, they will corner you in the locker room until you smell the lint from their wet belly button. See Dominizing.

Ken - Hey Braden do you see that?
Braden - See what?
Ken - The Baldouchebag.
Braden - Dear Lord, he would.
Ken - Smells like belly button lint doesn't it?

by DoubleNickle January 17, 2011

brouche

Brit + Douche = Brouche

a british douche

prince william is such a brouche

by BIoTeCH January 3, 2006

prodoucher

a professional douche bag userett.

ur mom is the best prodoucher i have ever had the privlage of doing in the ass hole. she tickled my pickle real good.

by 360-576-5863 call me plaz May 13, 2005