To die in ways which are within the means of a government assassin, though difficult to prove, when someone in government has a clear motive and all that is missing is the smoking gun. To qualify, someone in government has to be suspected of being the alleged assassin. The means of death has to be highly suspect and convenient.
A random civilian getting shot in the eyes by a neighbor who doesn't like his political views is not being Breitbarted. A man with damning evidence and testimony against an elected official who suddenly shows up in a dumpster decapitated and it's ruled a "suicide" by the coroner, however, definitely qualifies. Most victims, however, die of heart attacks - which can be brought about by hard-to-trace poisons. The difficulty is proving it.
In summary, you need:
1) Reasonable grounds for suspicion of foul play.
2) A clear government motive for assassination.
3) Convenient circumstances.
4) Someone in government as a prime suspect. Not the Mafia, unless the two are working in cohorts.
5) Impeccable timing.
Absurd coroner rulings are optional. This usually applies to conservatives who die suspiciously and to liberals who are suspected, but any combination of ideologies is possible for a victim-assassin relationship, provided the other above-stated qualifiers are present.
Named after Andrew Breitbart, the timing of whose death raised lots of suspicions.
A random civilian getting shot in the eyes by a neighbor who doesn't like his political views is not being Breitbarted. A man with damning evidence and testimony against an elected official who suddenly shows up in a dumpster decapitated and it's ruled a "suicide" by the coroner, however, definitely qualifies. Most victims, however, die of heart attacks - which can be brought about by hard-to-trace poisons. The difficulty is proving it.
In summary, you need:
1) Reasonable grounds for suspicion of foul play.
2) A clear government motive for assassination.
3) Convenient circumstances.
4) Someone in government as a prime suspect. Not the Mafia, unless the two are working in cohorts.
5) Impeccable timing.
Absurd coroner rulings are optional. This usually applies to conservatives who die suspiciously and to liberals who are suspected, but any combination of ideologies is possible for a victim-assassin relationship, provided the other above-stated qualifiers are present.
Named after Andrew Breitbart, the timing of whose death raised lots of suspicions.
When the Mafia does it, they say it was "made to look like an accident." When the government does it, that's called being "Breitbarted."
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A safe space for the far right.
Fox News is TV's breitbart.
Sinclair Broadcasting is a network of breitbarts masquerading as "local" news.
Donald Trump's cabinet meetings are always breitbarts.
Sinclair Broadcasting is a network of breitbarts masquerading as "local" news.
Donald Trump's cabinet meetings are always breitbarts.
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They also hate abortion unless it's the unborn fetus of an artificially inseminated lesbian woman.
They also hate abortion unless it's the unborn fetus of an artificially inseminated lesbian woman.
I was stuck on the bus listening to a guy tell me that Planned Parenthood is a secret pedophile network and that global warming isn't real. A total fucking Breitbastard.
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Get the Breitbastard mug.A brietard is a person so cushioned by the financial success and high life of his/her family, that he/she has never had to work or think for him/herself, and therefore, has an underdeleveloped understanding of the "real world".
The children of tycoons are often brietards.
Etymology: from "retard" - derogatory, a developmentally delayed person; and "brie" - soft white cheese, covered in a mouldy rind, favoured at wine and cheese parties and garden parties in snooty communities.
The children of tycoons are often brietards.
Etymology: from "retard" - derogatory, a developmentally delayed person; and "brie" - soft white cheese, covered in a mouldy rind, favoured at wine and cheese parties and garden parties in snooty communities.
That Paris Hilton is such a brietard.
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Generally a caucasian, outwardly Christian, middle to lower-class male of limited education and/or intellect who subscribes to ridiculous conspiracy theories and outdated societal norms.
Pronounced similar to "Wal-Martian"
Generally a caucasian, outwardly Christian, middle to lower-class male of limited education and/or intellect who subscribes to ridiculous conspiracy theories and outdated societal norms.
Pronounced similar to "Wal-Martian"
Apparently the Breitbartians now believe the Hillary Clinton is a succubus that used her demon sex-powers to ensorcel Trump into collusion with Russia.
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