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Brexit means brexit

Means when somebody hits a massive slide tackle and usually sends them flying and it hurts them servely.
Brexit means brexit, I’m going to brake his legs and take his life.
by Brexit101 December 5, 2022
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brexit

British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"

Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.

A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Nigel's abrupt brexit led to a long and lonely night for Magdalena.
by crancher November 5, 2016
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Brexit Football

A tactic/style of play which employs English players , high aggression , normally the 4-4-2 formation , parking the bus and hoofball
"Shaun Dyche, the true king of Brexit Football"
by PrimeBurgess May 9, 2020
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brexit

A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye
"I can't believe Olivia pulled such a brexit. Suddenly my birthday party was all about her."
by totalbs247 June 24, 2016
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Brexit

Just one whole god damn mess.
If y’all don’t know what brexit is then lucky you.
by I.make.weird.definitions April 26, 2019
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Brexit

A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.
"Bollocks, thought I could get away with launching an air biscuit but turned out to be a full-on Brexit"
"Fuck off at once Cameron, you useless twat"
by Geology rocks March 29, 2017
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Dirty Brexit

When you're fucking a European chick up the arse, pull out and she shits all over you and your sheets.
"How was your date with Monika, Dave?"

"It was going really well, right up until she did a Dirty Brexit on me..."
by Big Goth Bob March 27, 2017
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