Brewing a Shartonnay

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.

Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

by jerichosalvant October 16, 2009

Brewington

The last name of any person who wants to be kickass. If you have this last name, you are good with anyone. If you have a big dick, this is your last name. The fatter group of people with this last name, usually deficate in the ears of other's. Brewingtons brew tons of beer. They like sex...love it.

Girl 1: Hey, how did it go with that guy last night
Girl 2: Pretty great! He had a large dick
Girl 1: Did you catch his name?
Girl 2: No, but I am for sure that he was a Brewington.

by Brewingtonnn August 16, 2010

bitch browsing

looking for potential hookups at bars, clubs, etc. while you're between relationships.

1. Dan just got dumped by his girlfriend so we took him bitch browsing to make him feel better.

2. Girl at club: You want to dance?

Me: No thanks, I'm just bitch browsing right now.

by phil lip October 16, 2008

brewing

A method of smoking hashish. Performed by breaking or 'bodding' the hash into little bits of hash or 'bods' and picking up these bods with a cigarette. Then the cigarette with the burning bod on it is inserted usually into an empty water bottle through a hole made on the side near the bottom by the lighter. The cigarette is left in the bottle until the bod on the cigarette stops streaming smoke and turnes burning orange. The cap is then unscrewed, a bit of smoke is let out(usually 1-2 seconds), because the smoke at the top will be 99% cigarette smoke, and the rest of the smoke is quickly inhaled and held in for a personally prefered amount of time.

"Yo, lets brew tonite"
or
"I dont think i can ever quit brewing"

by Brew Crew December 21, 2004

poopy-browsing

Poopy-browsing is an educated word for saying you are using your computer while taking a crap or peeing. You could've said PEE-PEE browsing but it just doesn't sound the same but hey poopy-browsing is not such a bad word if you think about it..

Kayla: "I really need new songs for my ipod."
Bob: "While I was poopy-browsing I found this really good song called ____."
Kayla: "Wow thanks Bob!"
Bob: "Don't thank me, thank poopy-browsing."

by Anonymous___* January 7, 2011

browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)

dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.

by shutupproduction May 15, 2016

Brewing a Bubbler

That impending, wet, explosive hangover shit. The gut churns, growles and sloshes whilst brewing up the inevitable release. More than one bubbler is very common. Tends to leave the oring sore, tender and burning.

I partied way to hard last night. I’m brewing a bubbler right now.

I don’t feel well. I’m brewing a bubbler.

I was brewing a bubbler and didn’t quite make it. Now I got a little trouser pudding.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018