batting marron

When someone finds a sexual partner considerably better looking than themself.

Dennis: Hey Barry, have you seen my new misses?
Barry: Yes mate, you are clearly batting marron!

by Go55y April 19, 2018

Batting Balls

Euphemistic reference to male masturbation. Jacking off.

What did you do last night? Stayed home batting balls.

My mom walked in on me batting balls last night. All she could say was Wow!

Coach: You missed hitting practice today. Where were you?
Player: No worries coach. I was in the locker room batting balls.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

batting day remake

a fucking shitty game that causes someone to develop brain rot

doctor: whats wrong

me: my brain dead

doctor: what have you been doing in your spare time?

me: i've been playing a game called batting day remake

doctor: well, you have really bad brain rot

by i hate freethinkers February 26, 2022

mast batting

Masturbating.

A: BRB, was mast batting and came all over the screen
B: ew.

by drum solo March 30, 2009

Miss Britting

Calling old memes new. Often used by teachers who think that they're hip at Calvary Chapel High School.

Miss Mary: "I like all your cool new fads such as YOLO and doge"
Jake: "What are you talking about?"

Landon: "She's just Miss Britting by discussing what she thinks is cool, but failing at it!"

by Secretguy22 May 8, 2019

Batting Lefty

To be gay.

Can be batted lefty or bats lefty.

I'm pretty sure Josh is batting lefty.

by Super Sirius July 19, 2009

batting

To masturbate or beat off.

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting

by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007