Used as a "number" on a scale of hottness. there is 1 to 10... and then brant is used for the ugliest. less than one.
Girl 1: wow, hes definatly a brant, ew!"
girl 2: ya but that guy over there is at least an 8!"
by creeper4ever September 10, 2009
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Usually used to identify one who buys extravagant objects with no real practical uses; can also be used to describe one who is very impulsive but with a trendy and likable flair.
"God, look at him. He just spent $300 on useless things he'll never do. What a Brant."

"Yeah, but he sure looks good doing it. You're right. He's definitely a Brant."
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former Kyuss drummer. left after Welcome to Sky Valley. Was in lots of bands afterwards, Fu Manchu etc. Now a solo artist with his band The Bros.
I've checked out Saved By Magic by Brant Bjork. That record is totally rad!
by MaxR July 18, 2006
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One of the Most retarded niggas alive. Once tried to rape his sister. Also has a micropenis
Aww fuck , i have to listen to Mārtiņš Brants again
by BruhCheck November 6, 2019
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dude greta just stop i mean come on u dont have the right to make fun of other peeps when u should be made fun of ur self

lol
dude i would sugggest u stop writing these
by ewwww April 17, 2005
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Pretty good penis but couldn’t fuck his way out of a paper bag. Can’t read or write but will spend his evenings playing cod with the boys. If you ever get a Brant release him back into the wild before he finger pops your dad and takes all his beer
Brant parker couldn’t find the clit if I drew him a map
by Dlyons January 7, 2022
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