branden

A SEXY ASS MOTHAFUCKA WHO HAS A UNLIMITED SIZE COCK AND ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYSSSSSSS IS ATTRACTIVE AND IF U SEE A BRANDEN MAKE SURE TO KEEP HIM CLOSE AND LOVE HIM SOOOOOOO MUCH. WOMEN FIND A BRANDEN ATTRACTIVE AND WANT TO GET INTO A BRANDENS PANTS.

"is that a branden"

"yea i think it is"

"lets get em girls"

by qwedfgbnm,kloiuytfgbnm February 26, 2021

branden

Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.

why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?

by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019

branden steineckert

the drummer of the used

branden steineckert owns you

by kiddlez July 18, 2008

Branden Riley

everything a girl wants. hot body goes to fletcher and gets all the girls. anywhere he goes so do hot girls. likes to hang out and play soccer. dresses like a prep.

Branden Riley is the hottest and coolest guy ever

by Branden Riley April 4, 2009

Brandens penis

Massive horse cock, will absolutely rip apart your ass hole

Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis

by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018

Branden Steineckert

Drummer for The Used,
The best drummer ever to exist, the best drummer in the world, the sexiest drummer ever.

Dude, that guy is SUCH a Branden Steineckert.

by ummmmm47 August 29, 2006

Branden Grimm

Someone who drinks a lot of beer and is always a good time when he’s drunk! Can find them at any house party or bonfire drinking Busch light by the case. Also had a slightly above average pecker but will always leave you wanting more and wondering about what could have been. Also could find him with a Brandon Harris or a Tyler Reid.

Her #1: A Branden Grimm tore my ass up last night

Her #2 : What all happened?

Her #1: He tore my ass up for 45 seconds and passed out because he drank a case of Busch light!

Her #2: Damn girl me too! At least it was slightly average!

Her#1: Yeah it was pretty good to be honest!

by Branden grimm January 12, 2020