To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."
*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants*
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"
"Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"
by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017
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Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes
ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.
Dane: Dude I was so drunk last night and went home with this hotass bitch
Chris: For real? Did you guys have sexual intercourse?
Dane: Not at first, then later on we ended up mashing brakes
ex. 2
Jeff: You and stephanie were so loud last night, were you two doing what I THINK you were doing?
Matt: Yeah man, we were mashing brakes sooo hard.
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Get the Beat the Brakes off mug."Dude, I accidentally released the brakes during a math test and I made this huge fart!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"
"Dude, yeah, I heard it!"
by Soiled Undergarment October 21, 2004
Get the Release The Brakes mug.To really fuck somebody up. F/ Blackus Americanus Alley Mechanicosus (Have you ever seen someone try to get old brakes off of a vehicle? Then you understand the term)
by Ben Munchen July 25, 2008
Get the beat the brakes mug.Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.
Cop: And this Truck had no driver?
Redneck 1: Nope
Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix
Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.
Cop: take it to the shop.
Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?
Redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.
Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
Cop: And this Truck had no driver?
Redneck 1: Nope
Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix
Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.
Cop: take it to the shop.
Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?
Redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.
Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
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I was playing with my buddies guinea pigs and one started biting me, so I said 'pump yo brakes guinea pig'
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