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Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe 

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.
George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"
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Brady Skjei 

Most overrated player on the New York Rangers. Gets paid 5 million a year for being incredibly vanilla & soft, doesn’t play to the whistle, and doesn’t use his size.
"Did you see how bad Brady Skjei played yesterday?"
"Haha yeah, that guy is trash!"
Brady Skjei by HugeNYRFan10 June 28, 2019

Marcia Brady Syndrom

on social networks signing up for every site or page that comes across your page.
Pete:Joni must have 1000 pages under her like column
Bobby:yea she kind of goes into a Marcia Brady Syndrom on facebook
Marcia Brady Syndrom by Ladore August 5, 2010

Brad's Law 

To a computer programmer, the similarity between a clitoris and a segfault. To the programmer, both can be notoriously difficult to find, and offer great reward when found.
Jim: Dude, i can't satisfy my girlfriend!
Brad: Pretend her clit is a segfault.

Jim: You're advice worked great!
Brad: That's why it's Brad's Law!
Brad's Law by goodvikings November 30, 2009

Friend (brody's definiton) 

somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them in an endless cycle
Friend: somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them Friend (brody's definiton)

Brady Sandwich 

A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.
The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."
Brady Sandwich by SavageBaboon July 28, 2009

Brady Syndrome 

When an NFL announcer talks excessively about Tom Brady. Can be made into a drinking game.
"That announcer Tony Romo has Brady Syndrome. He would blow him if he had the chance"
Brady Syndrome by Heat3dRedneck November 15, 2020