drunk and stoned to the point of no return. Signs of someone being broccoli is crawling on their hands and knees trying to get to the nearest bed, or staying close to the floor just trying to breathe. Do not disturb or attempt to talk to someone who is broccoli, just let them go. At this point,sexof any kind is totally out of the question.
I knew we shouldn't have smoked that joint after the bar. Look at Linda now....she is just broccoli!!
by the_trapper August 16, 2006

Referring to the female canibus plant commonly smoked throughout the black population. Also known as marijuana or "weed." White people commonly refer to it as "pot" or "reefer."
Nigga 1: I'm bout to blow my paycheck on some broccoli.
Nigga 2: Can I smoke with you? I got five on it.
Nigga 2: Can I smoke with you? I got five on it.
by Philly and Jason August 29, 2005

by TaylorAndelko April 26, 2007

Let's see if we can find a table for lunch before all the broccoli start getting there for early bird special.
by Yadingus June 9, 2016

when someone tries ta front on you and sell you what he claims ta be dro but in actuality is bogus and aint even weed.
i'm in this new hood, and ask some nigga wher i could find some dro' he pulls out some broccoli, won't even let me smell it sayin' he wants a C-note for it.
by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

by laura.slays March 11, 2017

Broccoli Boi AKA Izuku Midorya is our cute broccoli so if Bakugo hurts him we shall defend our little Broccoli
by TodoBaku February 20, 2019
