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buttish

A word to desribe an act, person, or thing that is really really really not cool. This describes people who talk loudly on their cell phones as if the whole world cares, farting on an elevator, or eating all of your friends Cheddar Chex Snack Mix. This word was also invented by someone who is very cool and is no way shape or form buttish.
Did you see that fat chick order a big mac and a DIET coke, that was totally buttish.

Don't be buttish man, stop hogging the cheetos.

Have u heard about how Isaac Hayes quit South Park cause they made fun of scientology? Hes buttish.
by matt the eunuch August 7, 2006
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Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.
Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here
by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009
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Battist

pronounced as bah + tist,
There are two definitions. The first is for a person who likes the ass of the same sex. The second is for a person who practices the art of batty, or homosexual acts.
This dude really got on a tank top with high heels, such a battist.

AYOOOO!!! Stop watching my ass you battist!
by gosukyamada23 October 27, 2019
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bertie botts

the jelly beans in the Harry Potter series. they come in literally every flavour, from cherry to vomit. Warner Bros. made a movie tie-in, creating the beans to be sold in stores made by Jelly Belly.
I tried my luck by eating bertie botts every flavour beans and got a booger flavoured one!
by de leon October 12, 2006
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battis

1) n. A breed of demi-gods with supreme power over electronics, known for preferring the substance 'Mountain Dew' over the ambrosia that the rest of the gods drink.
Whoa? You assembled that computer fast. You must be a battis!
by fraghappy May 16, 2004
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botism

Botism is "Bot" and "Autism" combined: "Botism".

Often used when your retarded teammate make retarded plays. Symptoms of Botism includes running away from battles or even squeaking when getting shot at.
Person 1: *Makes one mistake*
Person 2: You're such a BOT
Person 3: On God you have Botism bro
by Botism March 20, 2019
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bottie

A word to describe all the desirable traits in a woman, usually a burlesque performer; "hot" + "body" + "bottom" = "bottie".
Scarlett is a fantastic burlesque performer; a real bottie.
by chicagodom October 26, 2011
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