crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

botched

Botched is a alternative word for fixed, first said by grant hall but pioneard by matthew brasier

Guy: omg the lights broke
Girl: here's a light bulb

Guy: botched

by the master of small cars May 12, 2011

Botched

Out of it. Tired as fuck and you feel pretty high. A fake, natural high. Usually only heavy sleepers get botched.

"Dude I feel high as a bitch on zanex."
"Yeah you're pretty botched"

by trvplvrd fvckbvthcvs March 3, 2016

Botched Enema

An enema gone wrong. This could lead to any number of problems.

Jayray: Hey man, how was that coffee enema?
Petey: Eh, ran into some problems...
Jayray: Oh... was it a botched enema?
Petey: Sure was

by Bloody Paw August 19, 2008

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

botched abortion

A really physically ugly person or someone fucked up by disease, birth defect, or a cripple. Also generally the term is used as a dreogatory insult for polititians.

I really like those waxey elephant ears, stubby hog nose and bald head of Congressman Henry Waxman! what a fucking botched abortion he is!

by Pkuhnert April 17, 2010

botched it

U fucked up and the homies are embarrassed

Aw man... you botched it maybe you should go down a size

by elevele September 17, 2019