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"fukt", messed up, non functional, broken.
"I changed a setting in the engine and now it's all borked" - Alex
Borked by Aldarith February 7, 2022
When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.
Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!
borked by NEMouse July 13, 2024
its fucking borked
its fucking borked
borked by simonmaster69 March 6, 2025
To bork something is to do it in a way that is considered incorrect but still works it's intended purpose
I completely borked my back patio when I was building it.
Borked by Jetotrixx August 24, 2025

¿Borked'd'veing'ers? 

The true word of God. The act of commiting group suicide while simultaneously masturbating to dog memes.
Yesterday I witnessed some people using the ¿borked'd'veing'ers? technique in the schoolyard.

Borked Carp 

A condition in which you are unable to live-up to the expectations of an incensed customer through no fault of your own, but rather ineffective tools.
That one went over like a Borked Carp.
Borked Carp by Paul Schweaddy February 12, 2010