Fat little cunt who can't lose a game. He blames the team every time even if there isn't one. He is a one salty shit
Borys you pilock .
by Buuquefuss March 21, 2018
Awesome Japanese experimental metal band that also cross over into stoner rock, psychedelia, sludge metal, groove metal, noise rock, and drone metal. They're a three-piece band but are able to create some pretty sick sounds and also enthrall the listener with an atmosphere of ambient, transcendental noise.
Oh! And they're named after The Melvins song Boris.
Oh! And they're named after The Melvins song Boris.
My friend saw Boris in concert last night, and came back with his mind blown by how amazing they were.
by MlleRCCola April 21, 2012
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Likes corn
100% corn
by CoRN_cOrN 420 October 11, 2019
Often confused with a fat old balding russian man, but is actually the coolest and most dashing (; armenian guy ever! He's jams out on his guitar for hours and leaves the girls swooning. He'll never give up on his friends and stays up 'til the crack of dawn talking to them. Everyone wants a best friend like Boris!
Mom: who you texting?
Me: Boris
Mom: oh...say hi for me!
Me: *texting* my mom says hi
Boris' reply: :O haha...tell her I say hi back! (-:
The End
Me: Boris
Mom: oh...say hi for me!
Me: *texting* my mom says hi
Boris' reply: :O haha...tell her I say hi back! (-:
The End
by Artsy.Pearl August 24, 2011
by brie June 09, 2005
A person who is prone to making ridiculously stupid mistakes that is laughable to an ordinary human.
by stoz June 26, 2006
I was busting for a shiit so i thought for the first time ever id use the public toilets. i walk in there and there was only 2 toilets in there, both taken. so i stood by the sink holding in this mega boris. all i could think about was how good this will feel after i unleash the demon within, and while standing i could slowly feel the head leave its mark on my undies. 5 minutes pass and im still waiting in the quiet, listening to grunting and the 'plop' sound of the boris hitting the water. i couldnt hold this in any further, so i had to sya something. "how long will you guys be?". no answer. "i need to **** real bad i can feel it coming". "shutup and wait your turn" he says. another minute passses and usually i can hold this in but today was real bad. i couldnt do it any longer, so was time for plan b, **** in the sink. pulled down my pants and started grunting loudly and you could hear the boris slide down the sink. one of the guys then yelled "what the fuk r u doing" and opened his door, so i flashed my penis at him. he qikly closed the door and then i heard the toilet paper begin to roll. i only got one **** out but it was enuf, i used the paper towels to wipe my ass, and turned on the hand dryer so the hot air would make the **** smell even more. i heard his belt buckle and as i ran out i yelled "dont forget to wash your hands" and threw one of my paper towels with **** on it over in his cubicle.
by mega boris July 21, 2010