Booger Bandit

One whom secretly flicks boogers on public urinal walls right in front of the urinal. Also the metal doors right in front of the public toilet, the toilet walls leave for complete stealth and privacy, but the urinal is a first choice as more people will be exposed the booger(s). This is not limited to males, females will usually do this to get back at their friends, thus mostly doing this in a private home bathroom. There is a code amongst the Booger Bandit elite-'Never cover up another Bandits handiwork, only improve on the motherfucker with a perfectly placed booger.'

Whilst taking a shit at work, Mark peered straight ahead and noticed that the office Booger Bandit was in fine form that morning having covered the toiled door with a red and green booger. He was disgusted, yet curiously aroused by the mystique and dedication of the Booger Bandit.

by Rimjob Ninja March 7, 2011

Booger casserole

Food so disgusting, not even animals will eat it.

Eww! I wouldn’t feed this booger casserole to a dog. I don’t hate dogs.

by zimmygirl777 June 7, 2023

Booger Doodle

(Noun) A stone cold chiller

(Verb) chillen super hard

Oh shoot, there’s Tony Hawk and Matthew McConaughey being absolute booger doodles in Hawaii.

Is that Betty White and Snoop Dogg booger doodling in the wave pool?!

by Merriam Boobster May 2, 2021

lil booger

Lil booger is a cute little furry feline pet owned by Wilson Liang along with Lil dung ball.

Come here, Lil booger!

or

You'll have to ask Wilson if you want to pet Lil booger.

by WombocomboLunatic February 3, 2021

booger sugar cougar

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.

Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!

by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.

I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

by DD214 Memes May 26, 2021

root booger

a long, thin booger that maintains a stalk-likeattachment to your nasal cavity which gets stretched when pulling out, leading to a pleasant 'tugging' sensation on the nasal mucosa.

Yesterday while pulling out an inch-long root booger I nearly fainted with pleasure as it popped onto my finger.

by nasalfix September 19, 2009