brat seizure

When someone is having a ridiculous temper tantrum; acting a-fool. Someone who is trying to gain attention be being overly dramatic about something and in turn, is annoying to those around them. Someone who is a whiny-ass baby.

Joe was mad that his boss told him to do his job, so he had a massive brat seizure in front of his colleagues.

by Adulting Is Required December 9, 2016

Boat stare

Boat stare

The kind of disgruntled/uncomfortable expression on one's face after spending too much time on a boat.

Schnidi has spent the last five hours on a ferry.
Yeah you can tell that by looking at his face :/ he got that boat stare

by Boat stare guy July 9, 2021

Fire Boat Salute In Dry Dock

Same as a fire boat salute, but done in an empty bath tub. Could also be done on any type of dry surface or land, that is not on water.

While laying in the bathtub, I gave myself a fire boat salute in dry dock.

by Murph 001 May 2, 2008

brat shades

The ability for some parents to turn a blind eye to totally unacceptable behaviour on the part of their own kids when you know full well that they wouldn't put up with it in other people's children.

Nick "Dear god. Lucie was acting like a right spoilt princess drama queen last night. I was horrified".
Liam "You knows it. Her mum really had her brat shades on".

by nick September 26, 2005

bort sampson

to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay

I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again

by Jack Flasher July 7, 2005

Boat Smoke

Boat smoke is the exhaust gas that comes out of a 2 stroke motor that is common to many pontoon boats. This exhaust gas cloud typically has a bluish tint that typically emits as a motor is started up or fast acceleration takes place. A humid, hot day with minimal or no air movement will cause a boat smoke cloud to form over the water or in coves on the lake. “2 stroke smoke hangs around!”

Many educated people would mistake a cloud over water for fog but in reality it is just boat smoke.

by BOATSMOKE April 20, 2018

Boat Show

When a group of girls flash one or more men.
Usually the result of a lost bet, game, etc.

Guy: Alright we won, take everything off!
Girl: No please do we have to?
Guy: Its either that or a boat show.
Girl: Fine..

by MBM116 March 7, 2011