Bootystank

the stank of your booty

when your anus smells like shit

mean name

damn that dude has some bootystank

dude your a fucking bootystank

by Tcoxrocks August 6, 2009

Bootstink

The smell produced by all boots at any given time. Usually a combination of wearing PT shirts from Boot Camp and MCT, continuing the same bathing habits done in Boot Camp and MCT, and wearing the same PT shirts on consecutive days without washing them, despite wearing them to PT, working strenuously in the heat, or simply just sweating copiously. Boots are usually unaware, and sometimes even seem to embrace the bootstink.

Dude, that moto run this morning left me with a bad case of the bootstink. I need to fucking take a shower bro!

by Cpl Hugh G Rection August 20, 2010

Bootstraptopia

A magical place built on the fantasies and grand delusions of Conservitards and Libertardians where equal economic opportunities abound for anyone capable of working hard enough to make their wildest dreams of unlimited wealth accumulation come true.

A place where finite resources and labor market thresholds are just liberal conspiracies that interfere with success.

Typical Liberal: "Damn, it's really hard trying to make ends meet now that I've been fired for being drunk on the job, maybe I should go on unemployment, food stamps, or government assistance forever."

Conservitard/Libertardian: "Well maybe you should get off your drunk ass and come on down to Bootstraptopia and get yourself a STEM field career you lazy entitled piece of shit!"

by Dildo Tractor October 10, 2013

Alabama Bootstraps

The long, dangly, meaty labia of a female relative.

I snuck into my cousin’s room and hiked up her night gown and gave a good tugging to her Alabama bootstraps before I cornholed her.

by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

bootastarastic

having extreme booty, which pertrudes out and beyond where regular booties stop.

"she is so bootastarastic you could rest a book on that booty."

by joe heck February 27, 2004

promotor boatist

A person who encourages the act of a motor boat, especially in large social gatherings, as a way of breaking the ice and creating a lively atmosphere.

Hobbit: Hey guys check out Brandon over there motor boating all those chicks!!!

Johhny Long Taint: That guys loves to party - he is definitely a promotor boatist!

by community property June 22, 2010

Cincinnati Bootstrap

The small area of skin between the vagina or penis/ball sack and the anus that is particularly dirty and smelly because of a failed back to front wipe job. In other words, a taint with some shit on it.

Also known as taint, grundle or gooch.

I was railing my neighbor’s wife from behind when I began getting some wafts of dirty ass. I looked down to her Cincinnati bootstrap needed a bit of a wash.

I wiped my ass the wrong way cause I was in a hurry and gave myself a Cincinnati boot strap.

The homeless dude was washing his Cincinnati bootstrap in the Park fountain.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020