Bonza Constant

The Bonza Constant is a phenomenon that occurs in the online gaming/social interaction world wherein one participant in a conversation will often claim to have muted another participant in a conversation, however, on further inspection, almost always fails to follow through on this claim and can be found out with a series of social engineering tricks.

"That's it. You're muted."
"ok bobo - you mad though?"

"I'm not mad!"

"lol Bonza Constant"

by Bonza! October 16, 2022

bonzarse

when a friend or associate completely and blatantly ignores your email/IM/texts/calls, instead focusing on his/her other "more important" priorities.

Dude, have you talked to your gf Kylee today?
No, she's totally been bonzarsing me all day at work.

I called and texted Gavin all day to come to the Pat McGhee Band concert but he hasn't got back to me.
Yeah, you just got bonzarsed.

I met this girl last night at the bar.
Yeah, are you gonna call her back?
I've called her back 3 times to come to the malt shop but she's totally bonzarsing me.

by JeffyPoo2000 August 3, 2008

Bonzi

A purple gorilla who interacts with you as your friend! it only works on Windows XP and older windows

Have you ever heard of Bonzi?
Who is Bonzi?
Bonzi is a Purple gorilla who can be your friend and interact with you
Nice

by DjordjeTheMaker August 10, 2020

bonzo

John Bonham's (drummer of Led Zeppelin)
Nickname, taken from an old english comic strip dog

Without Bonzo Led Zeppelin wouldn't be even half as good

by tony October 5, 2003

bonzo

Drummer of Led Zeppelin.

One of the greatest drummers ever.

bonzo's moby dick drum solo is sexy.

by mark higgins May 5, 2004

bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis

dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night

by iamhuskie June 11, 2006

El Bonzo

A certain type of herb.
One that acts like a tough guy, talks loud, usually wears clothing that give off a "boss" vibe, and believes himself to be all that.

From the outside perspective, however, he looks like a clown and everyone knows it. One knows one the moment he/she sees one.

Oh, look at these el bonzo's over here.

by Special Herbs July 21, 2009