bonsai

A normal tree that is grown in a pot. It is not starved of nutrients. It is kept small partly by the pot but mainly by the trimming of roots and by pruning. Left to grown by themselves and they will not really look like a tree at all. It must be pruned and trained to look like a tree. It is merely an illusion. This is why bonsai is often refered to as living art. The art of making a wooded shrub look like a tree.

Serissa Japonica (Tree Of A Thousand stars)
Ulmus Parvifolia (Chinese Elm)
Fraxinus Aspera (Japanese Ash)

by teh_pwnerer September 15, 2005

John Bonham

The drummer for Led Zeppelin. He was the greatest drummer in rock music and he is still better than such wannabe pretenders as Neil Peart (who is massively overrated) and Travis Barker (who should never be allowed to play music, ever). Bonham almost single-handedly (although with help from Carmine Appice) created the stereotype of the loud rock drummer, played brutal, pounding beats and amazing triplet-based fills with a lightning right foot.

He is missed.

John Bonham was the genius behind "When the Levee Breaks," "Achilles Last Stand," and "Moby Dick" (the real, live kind, not the patched-together crap on Led Zeppelin II).

by Bonzo, King of Drums December 16, 2008

Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai

Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight

by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021

Bonsai Kitty Patrol (BKP)

The local taskforce designated to find and release Bonsai Kitty from captivity into the wild. Usually still in their jar shape formation

"This is the BKP, If you know of any Bonsai Kitty in your area please dont hesitate to call us. Thank You!"

by {[BKP]} December 10, 2003

bonsai

1. bonsai is a coloqual term in Australia for it's 25th Prime Minister - John Howard. The nickname was coined by the former leader on the opposition when he was quoted on Andrew Denton's Enough Rope (Screened: 28 July 2003). It is in reference to the Australian allience with America - viewed by some as 'subservient' (Malcolm Fraser).
2. Bonsai meaning "tray gardening" in Japanese is the process of growing trees and plants, while keeping them small by the use of careful pruning. It is considered a difficult art, and the trees can last for hundreds of years.
3. A computer code system used to manage CVS code arcives called 'The Bonsai CVS'.
4. Human Bonsai - Is a term for the practice of Comprachicose practictioners. It refers to the practice of changing the physical appearance of human beings by manipulating the growth of children. It's considered similar way to the horticultural method of bonsai -- or through deliberate mutilation.

John Howard — someone was saying he's got a new nickname, 'Bonsai', 'cause he's a little Bush. - Mark Latham

by Flash Ash January 12, 2006

Bonsai Tree

The japanese art of growing dwarfed, ornamentally shaped trees or shrubs in small shallow pots or trays.

My flower pot has a tree in it, a bonsai tree.

by Louis Waweru December 5, 2003

bonaminihoe

A bonanminihoe is a small Italian girl (not unlike Snookie). She is usually over-tanned and therefor slightly orange in color. She may be dressed in a small dress or large t-shirt being worn as a dress, sometimes pants that are far too tight and sometimes no pants at all. Her manner is promiscuous and unsafe, men should avoid this black hole of a sex partner at all costs.

Ewww that girl in the knock-off Ed Hardy gear dancing on that pole is a total bonaminihoe.

by mr.anony-mouse March 9, 2011