saucy bonker

Another way to say Sussy baka. Sussy referring to to sus meaning suspicious as a reference to the popular video game Among US, baka meaning idiot.

You are a saucy bonker.

by TheGoatler July 27, 2021

honkie bonker

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

sussy bonker

when someone is either sucking balls or is just sus

bro what are you doing you sussy bonker

by sussy bonker balls May 13, 2022

honker bonker

promiscuous girl who engages in sexual congress with a member of the Rochester Honkers baseball team of the Norhwoods League in Rochester Minnesota.

That girl is a honker bonker.

by neffnie swift June 10, 2009

Pudding Bonker

When two or more guys gather to have an orgy only using themselves and pudding cups. Mainly found in people that can't get a date, are too nerdy, or live at home with seven cats.

Guy1: "Dude, I can't find a date for Prom. I'm afraid if I don't go with anyone, I won't get lucky either."

Guy2: "Same here, so lets go have a Pudding Bonker with some other guys!"

Guy1: "Ok!"

by Supa Trupa March 16, 2010

Stone bonker

A person who by over consumption of cannabis is reduced to talking utter rubbish or making non-sensical statements even while not neccessarily being under the influence of said substance. Person who speaks as though they regularly use cannabis even though they may not.

Stone Bonker: If Princess Diana had been a stronger person she would have survived that accident.

You: You're a complete stone bonker.

See stoner

by Jodders September 29, 2009

Dong Bonker

The act of punching an erect penis on the tip in hopes of fracturing it for sexual pleasure

"Bro I finally let my girl give me a dong bonker and now i need surgery"

by Harveybundelz June 28, 2018