Bonkers

when you play around with balls and it’s fun so you call it bonkers because it’s stupid.

Hey! You like ding dong bonkers!!

by urlocalmilf(el) July 23, 2022

Bonkers

A slag term for boobs

“hey babe can i touch your bonkers”

by alexarg1299 March 19, 2022

bonkers

a better way to say boehler

hey look its mr bonkers

by vectorgetvectored February 17, 2022

bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

by charlie brooks January 2, 2008

bonkers

any social gathering that is crowded, fun, and well organized and executed. most commonly used to describe a party, club, or concert.
can usually be interchanged with: hoppin', off the hook, happenin'.

yo, that party last night was bonkers!

by mia sara May 13, 2006

Bonkers

Bum-Conkers or Bonkers are lumps of dried up faeces, missed during the wiping process that are attached to the ends of the bum hair.

Bonkers are the largest of all bum hair turd, the scale being : Winnets , Clinkers , Dangle-berries , Clag-nuts and Bonkers .

My turd was so thick after that curry my arse was like a funking bonkers tournament the next day.

by Scaredtoleavethehouse June 14, 2009

bonker

The penis on the male species

1. His bonker is the envy of all the neighborhood

by lauren walka April 12, 2006