Bonk

An adjective placed on the end of a sentence to emphasize it's good or bad characteristics.

man that test was bonk! (negative)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! your mum is bonk!! (positive)

by HC DUBYA! October 25, 2011

Bonk

Crazy derived from Brett Taranto

That bitch is bonk

by Nick December 14, 2004

Bonk

A term used to describe something awesome.

I found a sack of lollipops, it was bonk.

by Mr predictable December 18, 2012

Bonking

In endurance sports, particularly cycling and running, hitting the wall or the bonk describes a condition caused by the depletion of glycogen stores in the liver and muscles, which manifests itself by precipitous fatigue and loss of energy. Milder instances can be remedied by brief rest and the ingestion of food or drinks containing carbohydrates. The condition can usually be avoided by ensuring that glycogen levels are high when the exercise begins, maintaining glycogen levels during exercise by eating or drinking carbohydrate-rich substances, or by reducing exercise intensity.

I bonked at 80 miles, just nothing left in the legs.

I completed the marathon without bonking.

by BodyAttacker May 16, 2011

BONK

*HAMMER TO HEAD*

*BONK*

by coochie doctor March 23, 2020

the bonk

the bonk is some nasty ass school lunch people would want

hey can you go get me the bonk, i’m hungry

by TheBum November 13, 2019

bonking

Having sex. It's a word that is widely acceptable in British society - not as rude as shag and *far* less rude than the offensive fuck.

The London Times recently wrote that President Bill Clinton "may forever be known as Bonking Bill."

by martin November 12, 2003