bondness

an elevated form of the word closeness, but with much stronger annotations.

Our bondness is deeper than anything that exists between even my closest friends. You are my everything.

by Sedamian April 25, 2010

Barry Bondsed

When you have someone intentionally walk on your balls.

Carson wanted to be Barry Bondsed so badly that he actually offered Raul thirty bucks to walk on his balls. Raul thought it over and decided against it, citing his "not being gay" as his reason.

by buks May 11, 2006

fondle my bondle

the act of sucking a man's dick. can be used in replace of 'suck my dick'

randy: you're a bitch
kevin: fondle my bondle!

by need4rice July 24, 2011

Bonduel Meat Fest

Since all of the "good women" have been "taken" by the time they are 15 years old, a common practice in Bonduel is for the men to get together in the gravel drive of the trailer park and bond. The Bonduel Meat Fest generally starts with innocent beer drinking and trash talking but ends with strange homo-erotic sausage stuffing challenges.

Guy 1: ..."and I said that is a dead parrot mother fucker!"
Guy 2: "Wow, that is some awesome shit."
Guy 3: "Fucking a, you are awesome"
Guy 4: "Yes, you are awesome"
Guy 5: "You are awesome too"
Guy 6: "Living in the Bonduel trailer park is awesome."
Guy 7: "Really awesome, who wants to pack some meat?"
Guys: "Time to stuff some sausage, it is a Bonduel Meat Fest!"

by Semen Collector April 3, 2009

Bondesque

To be related to James Bond; or to have a James Bond appearance/nature.

Did you see that movie the other night Pat? It was totally Bondesque!

by PadulaP April 1, 2009

bandeezy

A piece of synthetic or natural fabric, often of an exotic visual layout, designed to swaddle a person's exterior such as their arm or head.

Jive Bunny: Dawwg where should I throw my bandeezy - on my fucking arm or on my head?

Maverick: Duuuuuude!??!?! DUUUUUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!!!!! DUUUUUUDE SHE CREASED MY FUCKING JEANS!!!

Jive Bunny: Dawg what's up with that!!

by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004

Bondie

Bondie - a term used to descibe someone who turns up at partys and steals peoples fags and drink, annoys the hell out of you and your guests and only leaves when someone has had enough of them and snaps, think you best leave like now mate, go on do one

oh no, who invited this idiot to the party, hes come empty handed, just seen him taking a beer and and seen him rifling peoples fags, and why the hell does he keep speaking in weird voices, man hes defentailey a Bondie

by legend13 August 10, 2010