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Lorena Bobbitt

A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.
Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment
by Sexydimma December 2, 2015
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bobbitt

An act in halo where a female player shoots the penis of the male halo player.
If you t-bag me again I'll bobbitt you!
by Surfergirl08 April 7, 2008
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bobbitosis

A disease that makes you have low self-asteem and your head shoot up your ass. It makes you lonely because no one wants to talk to you when you have this disease because you become such a jerk.
Kat "Hey!"
Bobbi "GO THE HELL AWAY"
Kat- She must have bobbitosis
by LilWikid January 10, 2008
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bobbitt

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt
by bill the cat October 29, 2008
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Harrison Bobbitt

a really ohh sooo freakin ahhmazzzingg guy that i love more than anything in the world! he is kinda quiet, but gives the best hugs and kisses!! when im with him the rest of the world disapears!! it is like amazinnggg just like him!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
Harrison Bobbitt- an awesome guy
by Shortie-Nicole July 7, 2009
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Bobbitted

The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis
Jack is going to get bobbitted after Rose learns of his affair with Daisy.
by Venerable white dragon January 27, 2019
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