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Bonkenhi

A being of the highest win. Omnipotent and Omniscient, however not Omnibenevolent, as he is stright. It is common to hail him, and good to do so too. If you see Bonkenhi, and wish to respect him, there's two things you should remember:
1. He does not speak Spanish.
2. He only accepts cash bribes.
1. Oh my god! It's Bonkenhi. Almighty Bonkenhi, forgive us noobs. We are not worthy.

2. In the name of the Espeon, under the board, and the leading man... amen?
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bookend blowjob

When you wake up to your girlfriend giving you a blowjob in the morning and you go to sleep with your girlfriend giving you a blowjob at night.
My weekend was great, I got a bookend blowjob.
by Harper bear January 20, 2019
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bookends

Offensive term for twins or other co-multiples, implying that they are not individuals.
Hey, Mary-Kate and Ashley, come be in this picture! Yeah, one on each side of me...y'all are like bookends!
by SleepsWithTheFishies October 13, 2011
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bookend

When the person who lights the joint and takes the first puff also finishes it off, it is known as a "bookend". If another person finishes it off but they did not light the doobie, it is called a "bookmark".
"Here bro you rolled it, bookend that zoot"
by BeerBaron101 November 8, 2017
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Borken

When someones microphone is making lots of shit noise like a helicopter.
Nathan you mic is borken fix it please!
by FaZe LazarB3am September 27, 2019
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Bookend

The act of having a meal that consist of eating an appetizer and a dessert.
We are going to go having dinner at Applebee's and bookend it. I think I may have mozzarella sticks, nachos, and chocolate cake.
by SalPhone January 7, 2012
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Chooken Booken

A word translated through many different languages to become the jumbled up mess that it is today. The word started in Marshville NC by a man named Ford. It then moved from Marshville to Louisiana by word of mouth and then transfered to California by a friend.

Not much is known about this word except for a few theories:

1.) People believe this certain word has magical abilities, enabling the speaker to have unmatched strength and a poison waffle thrower.

2.) Others believe the word was just made up so people could give it their own meaning.

3.) Some belive it is just a word created by a fucked up idiot.
Yo whats up Chooken. Ur my Booken right?

hey lemme hit that chooken booken.
by James T. Carson April 22, 2006
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