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baker bogard 

He is one of a kind. He is the most popular kid in school. Maybe a band kid. Athletic in many sports. He is very handsome. A ladies man. He always goes after the unexpected people. He becomes friends with everyone. Despite what u see it’s what u find. He always makes you smile even if in the darkest time. He cares for you even if he doesn’t show it. And he is always a goofball.
baker bogard by Bandgoofball June 24, 2019
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1. Someone who refuses to share a joint that they didn't buy
2. An extremely selfish individual
3.*rare* A douche bag (typically fat) who points out others' flaws without acknowledging their own
Share the green, quit being a Bogard
Bogard by Cali Daniel January 17, 2011

Bogardanese 

A dialect of English in which the speaker mumbles every syllable of a sentence in a incomprehensible manner, but pronounces the last word correctly. Especially common among teenagers and tired people.
As her son walked out the door, he mumbled something to his mother ending in the word "mall". "What about the mall?" she said, "You're speaking Bogardanese again!"
Bogardanese by DRCheezyChunks October 25, 2010

Butt Bogardter 

One who bogardts butt.
Alex turned around and realized his butt had been bogardted.
Butt Bogardter by Anonymous July 12, 2003
that slurpus from 7-eleven is bogard.
bogard by sexual_helon April 29, 2009
Jesus, that man really Bogard’s his money!
Bogard by Trojan 88 July 20, 2020
A sexually attractive person.

This term is typically used in discreet situations.
Example #1-
Person 1: Bro, those girls next to us are pretty hot!

Person 2: Shhh...They're going to hear you say that!

Person 1: You're right. Sorry. What do you think? Bogards?

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Example #2-
I am happy because I finally met a bogard that likes me back!

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Example #3-
Do you think he's a bogard?
Bogard by RunningAway123 May 29, 2021