bobbins

An expression which describes the poor remedial fix of an object/item.

It can also be a reference to a vital part of the anatomy.

"Hey Trigger, that twirly wirly bar you taped together has been returned by a customer. They said it was bobbins"

"oi, I braked too hard and I slipped off my seat smashing up me bobbins!"

by Vindows Wertex October 6, 2006

bobbins

A various and/or mysterious sexually transmitted disease

"I told him not to fuck with Harry, but now he gots dah bobbins"

" Man don't fuck with LaRonda man, you'll get the bobbins"

by Conor November 7, 2004

bobbins

A group of baby robins

I saw a nest of bobbins today - good thing they weren't close to a nest of beagles, or we would have witnessed the circle of life in action!

by supermintyfresh July 24, 2011

Bobbins

A term usually assoicated with the female brest

FUCKME claire. look at the size of that jades bobbins!

by clairejadeaaron October 25, 2008

Bobbins Face

Someone or something that is rubbish. Derived from bobbins

"Busted are so bobbins face!"
"My sister is such a bobbins face!"

by Natalia December 1, 2004

Bobbins

A nickname for Robert.
Often given by parents then later used by girlfriends.

Lexy: I'll always love you Bobbins
Robert: Please don't call me that...

by mockingbirdlexy September 22, 2009

Bobbins

Bobbins is a Lancashire word for Crazy

"My mum is bobbins she asked if Aberdeen was in the EU!"

by LancashireMan January 6, 2014