He is such a fruit boarder. I mean, he wears the brands, but he dosen't skate. you can tell by his walk. He is such a poser.
(IN this case, you can also call this person a fruit boarder, because they are.
(IN this case, you can also call this person a fruit boarder, because they are.
by Ditto39 March 31, 2004
Get the fruit boardermug. A person who finds joy in riding a long-board or longer skateboard
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Usually a typical college douche bag who trys to fit in with everybody else and beacuse he/she has no skills they give long boarding a go.
Sometime the usual try hard white rasta with dreadlocks as well.
The typical "im so indie I like donavon frankenrieter and go home try to paint but I really suck ass" person who trys not to conform to the typical sports of today by conforming to an semi-alternative lifestyle of long-boarding.
Too kool for skateboarding not to kool for long boarding.
Skater 1: Do you know mark that douche bag that does art?
Skater:2 Yeah
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
Skater:2 Yeah
Skater 1: Yeah hes a long boarder
Skater 2: Wow hes kool and alternative, I hope im as kool as him some day
by HircineXex August 22, 2010
Get the Long Boardermug. A person that walks with their skateboard untill someone can see them, then they hop on their board.
by jac5 October 2, 2005
Get the Walk-Boardermug. From the Latin snowus skius boardius - see. homosexualalist - A descriptive Noun used to describe a latent homosexual Skier, wearing hot pants and mid riff bearing shirts or ski racing jacket while prancing down the slopes on a snowboard.
v., Ski-Boarding
v., Ski-Boarding
My Friend Shane went with us this weekend and rode a snowboard for the first time wearing tight pants and a Ski Racing Jacket; what a Ski-Boarder!!
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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
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My buddy Shane is the captain of his ski-boarding team.
by Shilo January 28, 2005
Get the ski-boardermug. The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.
Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014
Get the The Mexican Boarder Crossermug. man, i met some girl last night, her cunt was so fucked up i thought id fallen over into a pile of shit.
by jody June 11, 2006
Get the bill boarders bucketmug. Someone who posts messages on a bulletin board so frequently/voluminously that it seems like he practically "lives" on the board.
I get so sick of all those notices that come from just a few "prolific posters" in the community, especially if they don't usually have anything very important/valid to say or advertise --- those folks are such shameless bulletin boarders! They don't help themselves or anyone else by putting up so many boring notices... all it does is clutter up the board and draw attention away from the legitimate messages elsewhere on the board.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the bulletin boardermug.