Blumperation

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007

Bluterus

When the lady pickle is highly stimulated or she is on extended heat but not fully relieved... ouch, pains in her baby makers (ovaries)!
This boost in excessive estrogen can cause a reduction in red blood cells causing anemia.
She needs an iron supplement and a good dose of vitamin “D” to manage her bluterus and sensual frustration!

“I need Gary’s firey sword in my life to keep me safe from Bluterus and anemia”

by When a Goddess needs her God October 13, 2019

99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021

bumer

Russian slang for the word BMW.
was very popularized in the Russian mob flick "Bumer".
example:

Famous quote "Close the door, I don't want 2" (it was translated)
Dude you have scratched my Bumer.

by ADymisk November 10, 2008

Morgan Blumenthal

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Once you meet her you will go crazy over her.

Morgan Blumenthal, Will you go out with me?

by Flytom October 8, 2011

Patriarchy-Blamer

Someone who blames the patriarchy; a feminist.

"It was great to meet other patriarchy-blamers at the feminist gathering!"

by Susie Halvarson November 7, 2006

Blumpersal

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009