network blip

The "offical explanation" for a brief network outage you are too lazy to investigate.

Network access has been restored, we suffered a brief network blip.

by Nemesis_SOB March 11, 2005

blipodcr

Used to describe a person who is acting ignorant, backstabber, stupid, idiotic, and just plain being mean: aka a Bitch.

Gosh, can you believe what she said? She is such a blipodcr

by george adams jennings March 26, 2008

Blumpette

The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.

Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.

by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

blip

to shoot or hit someone (with bullets or words)

dude did you here? james just totally bliped lance out of existence

by blip_man November 11, 2019

Porter Blump

A Porter Blump is a delicate, complex, and rather steamy process through which an individual is receiving fellatio from another individual in an outhouse or 'Porter Potty' while taking a dumpasaurus rex. The receiver experiences an unprecedented rush of pleasure from the act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously. The giver feels similar to Tom Cruise.

Hey mom, u wanna help me out with this porter blump?

I straight up gave that thug a porter blump in the cornfield. --Slutty Ho

That porter blump made me sweat like a lesbian's armpit.

by Rim Job Reagan March 25, 2009

Blumpa-loompah

A blumpkin performed by a midget.

Man, I thought a blumpkin was great. Then I found a golden ticket and Mr. Wonka let me have a blumpa-loompah sample.

by PurpleYoda July 2, 2012

Bluicing

The act of creating a healthy beverage by combining both blended and juiced ingredients.

The point of this is to make the most of ingredients that are better to blend than to juice — such as mangos and passion fruits – but also using the juiced ingredients to create a smoother consistency. Bluicing can be achieved anywhere there is a blender and juicer nearby.

by rawcave.com January 24, 2014