Bluenette

A person who has dyed their hair blue. To be used in reference to hair color- like brunette or blond, but blue.

"Man, look at Kat. She has been a bluenette for 3 solid years now!"

by Kat-Star February 19, 2009

bluetard

A person who is constantly wearing a bluetooth headset in an effort to appear important regardless of setting and or social standing. This person is also oblivious to the fact that they look like a complete douche.

"Is that bag boy wearing a bluetooth?"
"LOL omg he is."
"He looks like an idiot.."
"What a fucking bluetard."

by Blaise fucking Armstrong May 28, 2007

theatrical blueballs

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!

cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.

by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008

Sneeze Blueball

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball

Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011

blueraja

Legendary cutlery-warrior from film Mystery Men, who discovers his destiny to hurtle spoons and forks with fiendish accuracy about two thirds into the mental film, and also puts on a spiffing British accent throughout. He also wears a turban, and I worship him.

goon 1: you have met your match Mystery Chump - *guffaw* - give up now!

blueraja: I say old boy, you underestimate the blueraja! Eat spoon you philistine!

by Blueraja August 3, 2005

Bluebaberry

Blueberry found in the middle eastern countries of europe.

"I found the Bluebaberry on the Bluebaberry Bush south of Nice, France

by Chase1597 November 24, 2011

Bluenited States

The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.

The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.

by Author June 29, 2006