blueraja
Legendary cutlery-warrior from film Mystery Men, who discovers his destiny to hurtle spoons and forks with fiendish accuracy about two thirds into the mental film, and also puts on a spiffing British accent throughout. He also wears a turban, and I worship him.
goon 1: you have met your match Mystery Chump - *guffaw* - give up now!
blueraja: I say old boy, you underestimate the blueraja! Eat spoon you philistine!
blueraja: I say old boy, you underestimate the blueraja! Eat spoon you philistine!
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