Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.
by @KO April 04, 2016
by yolobizzil May 22, 2014
The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.
The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball
The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball
Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."
by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011
To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!
by iwuzbornTwiztid January 20, 2008
The feeling you get when you are left hanging for what feels like an excruciatingly long period of time.
Having to wait two whole months before knowing if I got the job gave me a severe case of mental blueballs.
by i.have.no.name. April 23, 2010
Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.
Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.
by DetroitVsEveryone April 14, 2020
A somewhat pleasant woman with a weak pussy. Pretty much, a Blueball Queen is one of two things
1) A woman who engages in sexual activity with a man but doesn't make or let him finish. This can be either because the girl has lame pussy and litterally can't make the guy finish or she's just an evil, vicious cock teasing whore who has a vendetta against all men and wishes to berate, bash, belittle and disresect all men she comes accross. ( Maybe even a combination of the two)
2) A woman who does not honor and respect a man who she has already had sex with, thus neglecting said man and denying his attemps to have sex with her again. She might even shame and/or embarrass said man by making sure he and everyone else notices that she is having sex and/ or showing interest in another man, thus inflicting the Blue Balls on the man that way.
Basically, a Blueball Queen is a basic, low down, shamefull, tactless/wreckless sinfull demon slut fuckgirl who's kind needs to be eradicated from this Earth. (Evil bitches who are going to hell)
1) A woman who engages in sexual activity with a man but doesn't make or let him finish. This can be either because the girl has lame pussy and litterally can't make the guy finish or she's just an evil, vicious cock teasing whore who has a vendetta against all men and wishes to berate, bash, belittle and disresect all men she comes accross. ( Maybe even a combination of the two)
2) A woman who does not honor and respect a man who she has already had sex with, thus neglecting said man and denying his attemps to have sex with her again. She might even shame and/or embarrass said man by making sure he and everyone else notices that she is having sex and/ or showing interest in another man, thus inflicting the Blue Balls on the man that way.
Basically, a Blueball Queen is a basic, low down, shamefull, tactless/wreckless sinfull demon slut fuckgirl who's kind needs to be eradicated from this Earth. (Evil bitches who are going to hell)
1) This girl I met is such a BlueBall Queen, I went up in her and she came 3 times so quickly and couldn't take my piece anymore so she made me stop and my balls ached afterwards. How selfish of her
2)This girl I met was a total hater her coochie was great. She could really handle it but as soon as I was about to nut she ended the sexual session for some odd reason. What a Blueball Queen!
3) I had a great time with this girl one night. The sex was spectacular and she finished the job like a good girl. I've been trying to contact her again to have another good time but she keeps ignoring me. Now that's some real Blueball Queen shit!
4) This girl I knew and used to have sex with somehow came back around into my life and had the nerve to start smashing the homies right in front of me, as if I'm too oblivious or ignorant to know what she's doing. True life Blueball Queen bitch!
2)This girl I met was a total hater her coochie was great. She could really handle it but as soon as I was about to nut she ended the sexual session for some odd reason. What a Blueball Queen!
3) I had a great time with this girl one night. The sex was spectacular and she finished the job like a good girl. I've been trying to contact her again to have another good time but she keeps ignoring me. Now that's some real Blueball Queen shit!
4) This girl I knew and used to have sex with somehow came back around into my life and had the nerve to start smashing the homies right in front of me, as if I'm too oblivious or ignorant to know what she's doing. True life Blueball Queen bitch!
by Chief Lotsadough February 24, 2018