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blue waffle maker

An abnormally large cock that will turn a pussy into a blue waffle after just one pounding.
She did have a nice little pussy, but my blue waffle maker changed her forever.
by supersab September 30, 2010
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Blue Waffle.

It's not real!!!

Dont you think it's odd that there's only ONE photo of this 'well known disease'?

If you search the web for pictures I assure you you'll only find the same one that has been circulating the net for months.

And if you study it closely, you can actually see that they have just taken a picture of a vag and coloured it in, you can tell because it's really sketchy.

However, I'm pretty sure those lumps of puss are somewhat real, but a different infection.
Blue waffle, blue waffle.

Is not true.

Totally fake.
by Lalala6669 July 3, 2010
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This is a physical action where a body part is twisted until it has lost circulation and turns blue. A fly swatter is then used to slap the area until a waffle mark is imprinted. Usually requires two people.
Harry: I've got the flu swatter
Sally: ok, I've started turning blue here from the lack of circulation
Harry: *swats*
Sally: we just made a really nice blue waffle
by deejay_steve June 12, 2018
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Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP
by Nuioj August 5, 2018
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Random Kid: I searched up blue waffle, my life is now ruined…
Kid 2: me too..
Kid 1 talking to Kid 3: these 2 kids have some shit!
by hatred makesmefeelbetter May 16, 2022
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Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers
I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons
by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010
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Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.
by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009
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