bromosexual

noun; associated with frat boys. Men who pay to have other male friends, such as in a fraternity. Spend most of their time worrying about their hair and going to the gym to cure hangovers. They spend more time talking about women than actually being around them.

Bro 1: "It would be bromosexual of me to rub sun-block on your back."

Bro 2: "But my arms are too fat from weightlifting to reach."

by chandizl December 16, 2008

Flowmosexual

When a lacrosse player with a great amount of flow comes out of the closet as a homosexual.

Brandon: Jake, I support your flowmosexual lifestyle
Jake: Why thank you! Atleast its one less person to manalyze and one less person who can copp dome from the females.
Brandon: But i was never worried about that from you in the first place...

by flowmosexual93 April 22, 2009

bromosexual

Your bro. It's straddles the line of almost too far of a bromance. Both bros are so amazing and so sexual in general it hurts peoples hearts. There is a common and utmost jealousy of this alliance.

Ex. (In a crowd and shouts...) hey bromosexual! (Everyone turns their head and looks with angst because of jealousy) cause your bro alliance is so grand.

by Alohaerica January 7, 2014

bromosexual

a word used in Pinrapple Express, another word for your guy friend.

Catcha Later bromosexual!!!
Yeah c u soon!

by ahahahahahaha...no March 28, 2009

bromosexual

When you and a group of your bros have a common bond that makes you sorta gay but not gay.

Me and my bros aren’t acting homosexual , we acting bromosexual.

by Papi Paredes January 18, 2019

bloomsexual

Kind of like “bi” but you like guys and one girl named “Rachel Bloom”

Hey sis what’s your sexuality?

Oh I put the B in LGBTQ

So you’re bisexual?

No I’m Bloomsexual

by hoeassvag October 23, 2019

Slowmosexual

Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass

The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.

by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022