by Erin March 2, 2005
Get the blowjobmug. The act of a person (usually a girl) putting a guy's duck in her mouth and twirling her tongue around the head until the guy releases himself. This is usually done for the guy's pleasure or for the girl to have bragging rights.
Jasmine and I were on the couch watching TV, home alone. Suddenly out of nowhere she threw my pants on the ground. I look at her and she had a devilish little smile on her face. She then paused for a second or two and said something that made me happy, horny, and nervous all at the same time.
"Let's have a little fun here, Mitch."
I immediately knew she was giving me a blowjob. She threw my boxers on the ground and threw her mouth on my dick. My toes curled up as she spun her tongue around the head. I pushed myself into the cushions of the couch. My dick was 9 hardened inches long at this point. I felt my head go far into her throat and I moaned with pleasure. She started rubbing my balls making the experience better. After a little bit she started to go even faster which made me go absolutely crazy. I grabbed on to the couch. I was about to burst. Finally, she goes back up to the head again and I blew up. My cum splattered everywhere. She swallows My sweet, warm semen with a smile.
That was the best moment when I was in eighth grade.
"Let's have a little fun here, Mitch."
I immediately knew she was giving me a blowjob. She threw my boxers on the ground and threw her mouth on my dick. My toes curled up as she spun her tongue around the head. I pushed myself into the cushions of the couch. My dick was 9 hardened inches long at this point. I felt my head go far into her throat and I moaned with pleasure. She started rubbing my balls making the experience better. After a little bit she started to go even faster which made me go absolutely crazy. I grabbed on to the couch. I was about to burst. Finally, she goes back up to the head again and I blew up. My cum splattered everywhere. She swallows My sweet, warm semen with a smile.
That was the best moment when I was in eighth grade.
by Jimmy Jack Jam January 2, 2014
Get the blowjobmug. "She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
by Gary March 1, 2004
Get the blowjobmug. Blowjob. A common misinterpreted word. You see, as most people think the word derives from the act of getting your genitals sucked or blowed, it does not. As with most jobs, it is the final result that counts, and so the actual meaning of the word is decided by the final result, or more precisely the part where you blow your load. So be careful and don't mix the phrase "I want a blowjob" with "I want you to suck my dick", for with the latter the definition would sadly be to get your dick sucked halfway and then left hanging. Not cool.
For more on Blowjob, check out the alternative definitions.
For more on Blowjob, check out the alternative definitions.
Dude: I want you to suck my dick until I cum down your throat!
Heather: You mean a blowjob?
Dude: Yes!
Heather: You mean a blowjob?
Dude: Yes!
by Phillassepher November 27, 2012
Get the Blowjobmug. by Sebastien Benett March 5, 2008
Get the blowjobmug. Fellatio performed on a male. Many social implications exist surrounding the blowjob, from male dominance to trusting a partner enough to let their teeth near one's genitals. The term's origin is in wide-spread dispute. One theory derives it from "basket's job," in which the word "basket" is an Old English term referring to a gay man, which means that the original definition of the blowjob is male fellatio...which would be a gay man's job. Another origin theory is that in the 1930s, a sailor taking shore leave in London would have to pay a prostitute dearly for the (then) exotic service, usually all of a sailor's leave allotment (which the prostitutes somehow knew to a precise ammount), an act commonly referred to as "blowing all one's cash," making the service a "blow it all job," or "blow job." Another story says that it comes from a perception that fellatio less often causes orgasm than traditional intercourse, causing many cases of blue balls - a blue job - and the word blue mutated into blow.
Personally, I think they call it a blowjob because after it's done, the chick is supposed to blow. --Unnamed High School Student, circa 1990
by VandalHeart January 7, 2009
Get the blowjobmug. by Schlopsticks July 30, 2004
Get the blowjobmug.