Double Barrel Blowjob 

Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.

She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob

Double Barrel Blowjob by TreeMan5556 October 4, 2017

Steak and Blowjob Day 

According to the holiday's official website (steakandbj.org), Valentine's Day is a holiday created by greeting card companies, and that day is devoted to women. To be fair, there should be a special day for men to enjoy what they like. What do men like? Steak and blowjobs.

If a man treats his woman special on Valentine's Day, then she will treat him special a month later on March 14. Since men don't want flowers or teddy bears, his special day consists of a steak and a blowjob.

Sally: Do you know what today is?

Harry: March 14. Steak and Blowjob Day.

Sally: Yes. Since you made me feel special on Valentine's Day, it is time to put your meat on my grill.

Steak and Blowjob Day by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

Blowjob Alley 

Blowjob alley refers to the back row of a movie theater out of sight, out of sound, perfect for giving and receiving head from significant other.

“Hey Colin I saw you at Toy Story 4 last night sitting up in blowjob alley”

“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”

Blowjob Alley by Daddy long legs whoa baby July 29, 2019

penguin blowjob 

When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.

That John only offered me 5 dollar... so I gave the cheap bastard a penguin blowjob!

penguin blowjob by Yostiemonster2 August 18, 2010

Blowjob Ears

A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.

Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.

Blowjob Ears by Dimples928 August 10, 2016

π-time blowjob 

A surprise blowjob that occurs at 3:14 am or pm.

I woke up last night to find Caroline giving me a π-time blowjob. It took me completely by surprise.

π-time blowjob by Second Wind November 4, 2018

Blowjob Sydrome 

Where You gave a blowjob for the first time and you want to do it again.

I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome

Blowjob Sydrome by Rxanaa November 4, 2009