bloke

man, guy

by VAKI5 August 17, 2003

Top Bloke

Aussie slang which defines a male who has overall good social qualities.
The word "bloke" defines a male character while 'top" defines the overall quality of the person.

Mick is a Top Bloke, he got us front seats for the show.

by 5p3ctrum June 19, 2011

blockormore disease

A less popular form of butter face. It's a girl who you thought looked really could from a distance, but when you got up on her she looked more like a grizzly bear with tits.

"she looks good from a block or more away"

guy 1: "dude, check out that girl!"
guy 2: "hell yea. lets go talk to her"
*walks up close*
guys 1 & 2: "OMG blockormore! run!"

by Bo November 28, 2003

Buschman Blockout

praeternatural knack for alienating half of the group of people one is with when seated at a sporting event or concert; analogous to cock-blocking other would-be participants in a conversation. Etymology: In 1996, during a St. Louis Cardinals game at Old Busch Stadium, one of the descendants of the Busch family turned 90 degrees, thus shielding four of his fellow Cardinals fans from the conversation among a group of nine. Then, he reversed field, and alienated the other four before alternating sides and frustrating fans of all ages well into extra innings.

Tommy was thrilled with his seats at the Coldplay concert until after the opening act, when Greg turned to talk to Joel and then gave Tommy the Buschman Blockout for the rest of the show.

by Deer Carc-ass August 11, 2009

big bloke

(n); a Northern English man who has typical male characteristics and possessions such as a car, girlfriend, money, sense of humour and a beer belly.

Can also be used as an excuse, reason and to justify certain behaviour.

You just ate two burgers you can't possibly want a third" "Leave me alone im a big bloke!

by londonrimmel July 22, 2010

blogorrhea

A blog characterized by excessive commenting on irrelevant facts. We say that the blogger suffers from uncontrollable verbal discharge or blogorrhea.

This guy's blog is full of useless crap. It is like his brain just burst with projectile blogorrhea.

by Yoova September 14, 2006

blokan

when a girl is giving a guy head while he is taking a crap

man last night my girlfriend gave me a blokan but the smell was horrid

by bobbert111222333 April 18, 2009